HMAD Presents: The Decade's Best Films Titled Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid

As the year AND decade wind down to a close, we are seeing a lot of lists pop up: best films of the year, best songs of the decade, etc. But I feel those are too broad, and thus are wide open for resentment and anger among their readers when they see that their favorite film or album is not accounted for. Here at HMAD, I'd like to buck that trend by narrowing down my lists. So without further adieu, let's take a look at what I feel are the all time best films titled Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid that have come out of the past decade. Keep reading to see my #1 pick!

After careful consideration, hours of mind-changing debate, and just a lot of good ol' fashioned soul searching, I have come to the conclusion that the best film titled Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid of the past ten years is none other than Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid. As Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchids go, I think it delivers everything one can hope for in a Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid film: multiple Anacondas, a hunt, and blood orchids. And its success is unquestionable, a quick check of boxofficemojo reveals that there is only one Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid film in the top 100 highest grossing films of any given year (2004 to be exact, where it also ranked 45th for the year amongst ALL PG-13 movies, not just ones titled Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid). Numbers don't lie, people.

Now I know some of you might think that Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid does not deserve to be listed even in the top 20 Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid films of the decade, let alone #1, but I hope you respect my opinion and refrain from name-calling. Comments are welcome, what are YOUR favorite Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid films of the past ten years?

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6 comments:

  1. Missed all those films that would meet your criteria. I'll have to make sure that doesn't happen again in the next decade.

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  2. This review is causing me to rethink my entire worldview.

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  3. Pythons: search for the puke green tulip was my favorite

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  4. Truly amazing. Rolling Stone's editors must be crying that they don't have lists this good anymore. Such beautiful cinematic criticism....

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  5. It's hard to pick a favorite of the many available choices. I will have to go with Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid. Please respect my opinion, Brian! :p

    ps. best list ever

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  6. Ballsy choice! Just curious: Which film made your list as runner-up? Anacondas: The Hunt for the Blood Orchid? It was a toss-up for me, but I'd give the nod to Anacondas: The Hunt as well.

    Props.

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