tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post1352184411042774121..comments2024-03-28T10:33:39.051-07:00Comments on Horror Movie A Day: Piñata: Survival Island (2002)BChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06480847497966171794noreply@blogger.comBlogger6125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-73364424533726418502013-06-13T12:18:02.150-07:002013-06-13T12:18:02.150-07:00fuck u assholes... it was a great movie... go try ...fuck u assholes... it was a great movie... go try making a movie urselves... otherwise lets all team up and buttfuck the sales girl Sharifa Tanjim over at my officeAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-68380425299692158682011-02-06T01:01:08.552-08:002011-02-06T01:01:08.552-08:00The only thing that made me laugh harder than the ...The only thing that made me laugh harder than the movie was this review. First of all, I didn't think anyone else in the world had seen this except for me. I loved this film in all its absurdity because I saw it at 5 am on the sci-fi channel - my expectations were not high. Campus security popping up was definitely the highlight. I swear, I think screenplays got mixed up. I'm just glad someone else has witnessed this masterpiece and for that, I thank you.Justine Anastasianoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-10703867489408632252011-01-20T08:22:53.226-08:002011-01-20T08:22:53.226-08:00I remember this appearing on AMC's "Fearf...I remember this appearing on AMC's "Fearfest" a few years ago and I made it through about 45 minutes. If I had known Campus Police were going to show up, I would have made it till the end. Seriously, that alone has made my day. I love ineptitude at that kind of level. It's genius.Jonathanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09548468568645800735noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-28849113396828378262011-01-20T02:54:21.445-08:002011-01-20T02:54:21.445-08:00Hilariously, this film is the entire reason behind...Hilariously, this film is the entire reason behind this epic film I've been working on since 2004. When Pinata Survival Island came out on video, I told my friend I'd rented it and then we watched it together. He was disappointed to find that it was nothing like what the title made him picture in his head, an actual island of pinatas fighting to the death. So, we went off to two separate colleges, and then he calls me up one day and says that that movie should exist. But, instead of pinatas, we used stuffed animals. The film still has yet to be finished (and, sadly, may never be finished). We had a website that included a newer, better trailer (which we edited to make it look like all the characters were singing "Breaking the Law" by Judas Priest!), but it no longer exists. You can still see a REALLY old trailer for it though (for some reason, it's been edited to where, at the end, you don't see the name of the movie, "BADASS", nor do you see a Lobster pop up and say "Muthafucka!" But still, you might get a laugh out of this. Trust me, the finished film would've looked a lot better, as we cut a lot of this old footage out. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZ15Dto5DzMAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-21134114720964302402011-01-19T21:28:10.311-08:002011-01-19T21:28:10.311-08:00I just don't get it! How is it even possible t...I just don't get it! How is it even possible to botch a film with a name as awsome as "Piñata: Survival Island?"<br /><br />This title screams "midnight screening favorite." But all it is is a piece of garbage? What a shame...alt153noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-27838707508345853302011-01-19T16:52:54.792-08:002011-01-19T16:52:54.792-08:00My deepest condolences, I sat through this about 5...My deepest condolences, I sat through this about 5 years ago, and then had a late fee when we accidentally returned an empty DVD case.Mattnoreply@blogger.com