tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post4717738116357186805..comments2024-03-27T07:58:00.899-07:00Comments on Horror Movie A Day: The Canyon (2009)BChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06480847497966171794noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-28146454437531711852009-10-30T10:33:12.692-07:002009-10-30T10:33:12.692-07:00I knew there was a movie rule about how gangs can&...I knew there was a movie rule about how gangs can't actually, you know, *function as a gang* when going after an individual, that they're required to attack one by one, so as to prolong the fight and give the individual a chance to win.<br /><br />But I had no idea this rule applied to wolves. That must be very hard to enforce.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-24227329802731023122009-10-22T11:35:25.472-07:002009-10-22T11:35:25.472-07:00I'm just surprised you didn't say there wa...I'm just surprised you didn't say there was a cute ironic joke before she smothered him, where he said she's taking his breath away.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-29152662374635097902009-10-22T10:14:45.481-07:002009-10-22T10:14:45.481-07:00I didn't 'knowingly' annoy anyone. Co...I didn't 'knowingly' annoy anyone. Considering that people were laughing at not-funny parts and such, I didn't think quietly whistling 3 notes would be an issue. If you were that annoyed person, then I apologize for ruining your THE CANYON experience.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06480847497966171794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-28673067270903050372009-10-22T10:08:47.325-07:002009-10-22T10:08:47.325-07:00Why on earth would you knowingly annoy the other p...Why on earth would you knowingly annoy the other people at the screening?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-40523105288972889612009-10-21T17:34:47.899-07:002009-10-21T17:34:47.899-07:00This is a superb review and you make some excellen...This is a superb review and you make some excellent points that I'd forgotten (the texting option, the script's reliance on constant cute banter that has no relevance to anything).<br /><br />(SPOILER AHEAD)<br /><br />However, you neglect to mention that she doesn't just cut of his foot, she abandons him and hikes a day's journey to get the knife that they buried with Will Patton's corpse, then she walks back with the knife, and then she cuts off his foot to free him from the, uh, rock that he's wedged next to. Even in a film this inane, you have to wonder, what? Really?<br /><br />The director didn't do a Q&A after the screening, but if he had, that's what I would have asked him.The Understatedhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01464321443508202198noreply@blogger.com