tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post1700111524495523227..comments2024-03-27T07:58:00.899-07:00Comments on Horror Movie A Day: Mortuary (2005)BChttp://www.blogger.com/profile/06480847497966171794noreply@blogger.comBlogger2125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-18094042796216542172010-02-23T21:50:27.435-08:002010-02-23T21:50:27.435-08:00Sir/Madam, if you'd bother to read the FAQ on ...Sir/Madam, if you'd bother to read the FAQ on the site, you'd know that these aren't typical reviews, but "reactions" to the movie. I don't grade the films, provide a synopsis, or any other typical things. I just sort of reflect on what I liked/didn't like about it and whether or not I was entertained. Forgive me if I get a few details wrong here and there. But feel free to keep insulting my reviewing abilities anonymously. There are well over a thousand here, I'm sure I've gotten arbitrary character professions wrong in some others.BChttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06480847497966171794noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5110147752122772426.post-46308454068253588312010-02-23T19:43:46.390-08:002010-02-23T19:43:46.390-08:00Wait. . . you LIKED this movie? How!? What? It was...Wait. . . you LIKED this movie? How!? What? It was so skitzophrenic, you said it yourself, it couldn't pick what it wanted to be and that was its broken crutch and ultimate downfall. <br /><br />Also, yet again you fail to notice details which is the primary point of being a movie critic/reviewer. He wasn't a real estate agent he was the town mayor. The sheriff says so in the 'graveyard babies' scene but I guess you were so wrapped up in that line to notice.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com